LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 18: Susan Downey and Robert Downey Jr attend a special screening of 'Iron Man 3' at The Odeon Leicester Square on April 18, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images)
MUNICH, GERMANY - APRIL 12: Robert Downey Jr attends the 'Iron Man 3' Photocall at Hotel Bayerischer Hof on April 12, 2013 in Munich, Germany. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/Getty Images)
One word: calves
OKAY. THEY KNOW ABOUT PEPPERONY. THEY CALL THEMSELVES PEPPERONY.
I’M DONE. I’M SO DONE. NOW YOU CAN BURY ME.
Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow at the Iron Man 3 photocall in Munich, Germany, April 12, 2013.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr at the Iron Man 3 photocall in Munich, Germany, April 12, 2013.
Robert Downey Jr wearing a customised pair of traditional German lederhosen at the Iron Man 3 photocall in Munich, Germany, April 12, 2013.
Well hello there, brand-new kink of mine.
Robert Downey Jr., directing the press to pan down and zoom in on his crotch (x).